I know Why We Walk on TWO Legs

Scientists have just came up with the reason we walk on two legs, instead of all fours: it saves energy.
We can only wonder if taxpayers' money was involved.
This study indicates the reason we changed from a transitional monkey or missing link that dragged our knuckles, some how---SHAZAM---we started to walk on just two feet.
So, because we were tired and used too much food and energy to walk on all fours, we started to walk upright.
Despite the fact that right now there aren't any "transitional" creatures left roaming around, which might provide some credence for these events, these scientists predict that it happened.
Do you know how evolution would have to work? Two single cells, sitting in a primordial swamp, had to have a telepathic message exchange and decide that they would someone combine with each other and do things, maybe get millions of other cells to join then and create an eyeball.
Unlikely, huh?
Besides, the reason that most of us know that it wasn't evolution and was God that made creatures walk on two legs is pretty simple. I've seen women from the back, walking in spiked heels and looking like a creature that ONLY God could make.
Evolution or creation? Look around, it had to be creation.